10 Hilarious (and Totally True) Things That Happen When You Play Mini Golf

We’ve all been there — you grab a putter, step up to the first hole, and think, “How hard can it be?” Ten minutes later, you’ve lost a ball, accused your nan of cheating, and declared yourself “just here for fun.”

At Putt Putt Golf, we’ve seen it all. From weddings to corporate events, our mobile mini golf brings out everyone’s competitive side — and these 10 moments always happen…

1. The Overconfident First Shot

There’s always one person who’s “played real golf before.” They take the first shot… and immediately hit the wall. Hard.

2. The Unexpected Pro

Usually a child, or someone who claims they’ve “never played before.” Next thing you know, they’re sinking holes-in-one like Tiger Woods.

3. The Cheater’s “Reposition”

If the ball “accidentally” moves closer to the hole every time someone looks away — we see you. 👀

4. The Wedding-Guest Rivalry

It’s all love and laughter until two best men go head-to-head on the final hole. Suddenly, it’s game on.

5. The Family Drama

Someone’s dad takes it way too seriously.“ Mandy, you can’t just pick it up and drop it in the hole — that’s not regulation play!”

6. The Victory Dance

Whether it’s a hole-in-one or just making it up the ramp, there’s always a celebration. Bonus points if it’s caught on camera.

7. The “Lost Ball” Mystery

How does one ball vanish in a 3m² area? Nobody knows. It’s the Bermuda Triangle of mini golf.

8. The Laugh-So-Hard-You-Miss Moment

Mini golf isn’t just about the score — it’s the laughter when someone’s ball ricochets backwards. Straight between their feet.

9. The Unlikely Teamwork

By hole 7, everyone’s helping each other line up shots and cheering each other on. Even the “pro.”

10. The Group Photo Finale

No round is complete without that “everyone crowding around the final hole” selfie — especially if you’ve just played Putt Putt Golf’s signature wedding cake or church hole.

Make It Happen at Your Next Event

Whether it’s a wedding, corporate day, or family celebration, our mobile mini golf hire brings people together for fun, laughter, and a little friendly rivalry.

📍 Serving Essex, Kent, London and surrounding counties.

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